East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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