These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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