Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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