I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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