Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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