Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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