Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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