fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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