Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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