It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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