am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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