Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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