Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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