I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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