A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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