Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
last night I used snow as a chaser
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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