with your own penis?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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