Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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