I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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