Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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