forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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