i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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