No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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