office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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