What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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