I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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