Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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