ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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