these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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