Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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