what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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