I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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