i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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