I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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