Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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