My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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