is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dude. I can hear the air.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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