Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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