that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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