Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
What drink are we having for lunch?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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