all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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