Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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