why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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