drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i drank out of a bidet.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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