So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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