You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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