its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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