Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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