Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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