he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
The Olympian is in my bed
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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